Sunday, May 23, 2004

I am le tired.

Citizen and Osama have roped(literally) me in into the latest project.

They have set out specific tasks for me which they ensure me are vital and very essential....

Some math formulaes to work out and some equipment to source out.

Ok...lets start with the math.

BUT

How the fiack am I suppose to work out formulaes like :

Z wing flapping = Centimeteres off the ice / strength needed ( add fish ) = Breathen flying. but DOes not equal Flubber Butt off the ice since its FLIPPERLESS..

another one:

Z number of puffer fish + Z number of redbull engery drink + ONIONS consumed = theoratically possiblity of an pratically imposibility x 2 = may not equal no flying. but MULTIPLY the % of crap eaten may ^ the time hover because of = fart = number of onions eaten. = Flight cause REDBULL Give u WINGS = BUT may not equal FLYING cause have wings liao but still CANT FLY = PiPe DrEaM.

if thats bad, check this out:

Height of cliff + leaping off = Meters of free fall may not equate the distance of tumbling if you add in the flapping BUT may not EQUAL the length of flight WITH the Puffer FISH GALL bladder - the essence of redBUll. BUT if taking the GLUT of Flubber Butt may just Prove the Impossibility of flying so cannot fly = I dont know but MAYBE add chaos theory can PROVE the 7 Miracles of the FLyinh Brethen = ITS NOT A DREAM but = A THEROTICALLY POSSIBILTY OF flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyying. thus the equaTION: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY.


There are still a whole bunch but I'm too tired to write them all down.

Next is a list of equipment which I'm suppose to find.
Its not as easy as it looks. I dont know where to start looking.

1. Gucci Skin Penguins.
2. REDBULL 12 can Packs. 1 million units.
3. Flipper energizer.
4. Aeronautical Book on Impossible flying.
5. I believe I can FLY. from Space Jam OST.
6. Kasio mathematics Kids calculator.
7. 80 year old grandma.
8. Hitler.
9. Onions. 10 million pounds.
10. 1 gay baby whale.

well...except for the gay baby whale, I dont know where to look for the other items.

I dont know how I'm gonna achieve all that. But I will. For I have to fufill my part as a part of the nation. and not to forget that I hate those church going seals.


posted by kingkangkong at 5/23/2004 10:44:00 PM