Tuesday, April 05, 2005

My god.

I am having problems.

I cant seem to work out any of the formulas or source for the equipment that those 2 penguins set me.

seriously, are they serious?

well, dear readers, I must apologise for the almost year long vacation that APEC took.

With our commitments and all, it was really difficult to continue the war against the hated seals.

so we all took to the underground. To our sacred retreat.
The Jalan Kayu.
for what you may ask?





to breed lar. make little penguins.
in this particular department, citizen penguin proved to be highly skilled with almost inpenguin stamina. scary.
osama penguin is a joke.
goes around telling people about his 12 storey condominium.
but my sources tell me his equipment has a nick name of lil pee wee.





but oh well....




in addition,
For the one year, we plotted, we played, we smoked sheesha, we slide around on our bellies, we played our heavy metal music on our electric guitars, we ate fish load of fishies. basically we just did, what penguins do.

But thru all the frolicking, we never did forget our mission. We never lost our hatred. We never forgotten the palace bloodbath nor did we forget the state of affairs our little penguindom was in.

No. Penguins may forgive. but we never forget.






waitaminute. you didnt think we have forgiven em seals eh?
Never.




not after they kept up with their physologically war fare of playing sealvester sim's version of keys from a loas on that stupid show that they seem to be obssesed with.
yes, that farce was one reason why they didnt launch any attacks on us year long.
The disaster known as Temasek polytechnic talent time o5 Seal Repubic Idol.

erm , no, thats no spelling error.
That seal nation is really called the Repubic of seals.
dont ask me, i dont know what is their obsession with the detaching and reattaching of pubic hair.

its beyond me.
I make no excuses for myself.
I am after all, a penguin.
a normal penguin.
with a normal life.
who likes playing with dynamite, guns and who enjoys gutting seals.



well, the one year sojourn, sabbatical, vacation, toolazytofuckingmove is over.
We shall hit em seals soon enuff.

we almost have enuff lil penguins to carry out our plan.

and no, we haven forgotten our aspirations to fly.


I'll work out those formulas.
Soon enuff.

Right after I stop writing this soldier penguin's reflections.
its graded for promotion.
its some stupid idea of the OLP that we should all keep in touch with our emotional side. to talk about our problems and difficulties in this dumb handbook.
SIP booklet.
wtf.
Seals Innilation Progess Booklet.
I dont get it.
what has killing em seals got to do with my jiwang side?
must be something the seals fed her when she was in captivity.

oh well, she is after all the OLP.
and no, I dont want general penguin getting over excited and going bi polar on my lil white ass.
So I'll duly fill this up.

alright, I am gone.
going over to osama's for a round of headbanging.
Penguinllica. \M/ rocks.

ciao.
posted by kingkangkong at 4/05/2005 03:48:00 AM